Sunday, January 13, 2013

Shiriyah Expected to Break Out This Week


SOMEWHERE IN THE FRISCH BUILDING, PARAMUS, NJ, USA, NORTH AMERICA, WESTERN HEMISPHERE, PLANET EARTH, MILKY WAY, GOD’S TORSO—Well folks, it’s that time of year again. After the first few months, school’s becoming a bit of a grind, and the longed-for vacation looms in the air but hasn’t quite arrived.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Dr. Stein Changes Policy on Talking During Davening



FROM BEHIND THE PODIUM IN THE SHUL—This morning, our Principal Dr. Stein had an announcement to make that was important enough to interrupt shacharit.
 
"It's enough," rang his voice this morning. "I will not stand for this talking anymore. I'm going to make you an offer. If you don't want to sit here, then leave, but if you stay then you need to be quiet."