Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wives, Hide Your Teachers' Social Lives

     In preparation for parent-teacher conferences, teachers have changed their names on Facebook accounts to prevent parents from identifying them and viewing what goes on in their social life.
That's right, YOUR parents are actually nosy enough to snoop through old posts and photos of your teachers. But enough about that--we're not the ones who have to deal with the angered foreign language department, whose portfolio of Spanish love prose for cast members of the Jersey Shore went viral on the FPAA Facebook group. And you think Mrs. Eyerman left because she wanted to spend more time with her family? Please, that's like the "it's not you, it's me"of leaving a job. Time to read between the lines chum, this is high school.

     We snatched this list from the clutches of Rabbi Pittinsky, who we recommend consider locking his door when taking his thrice-a-week Nach class snooze. Nobody likes to go to Nach class.

Rabbi Ciner - Ciner-itis
Mrs. Keigher - Stand Keigher of the Closing Doors
Rabbi Wald - Do the John Wald
Dr. Weiss - Sophie's ChWeiss
Rabbi Schachter - Solomon Schachter Day School
Rabbi Blau - Blaud to be an American
Dr. Furman - The Furmanator
Mrs. Kamen - Children of the LORD, can I get a Kamen?
Mrs. Bernath - Mrs. Burn Math
Mr. Di Bartolo - Di Bart YOLO
Morah Bar-oz - The Wizard of Bar-Oz
Mrs. T. Wiener - Mrs. W****r
Rabbi Murciano - Rabbi Mercy, I know
Mr. Gotlieb - Who's Got Lieb?
Rabbi Sher - Rabbi Cher
Mr. Tamburro - Bean and Cheese Tamburrito



Creative? Boring? Could have thought of a better one? Good. Send whatever you come up with to thefrischleek@gmail.com, and you may even see it in a later post if it makes the cut.