Shiriyah Expected to Break Out This Week

SOMEWHERE IN THE FRISCH BUILDING, PARAMUS, NJ, USA, NORTH AMERICA, WESTERN HEMISPHERE, PLANET EARTH, MILKY WAY, GOD’S TORSO—Well folks, it’s that time of year again. After the first few months, school’s becoming a bit of a grind, and the longed-for vacation looms in the air but hasn’t quite arrived.

Dr. Stein Changes Policy on Talking During Davening

FROM BEHIND THE PODIUM IN THE SHUL—This morning, our Principal Dr. Stein had an announcement to make that was important enough to interrupt shacharit.

 

"It's enough," rang his voice this morning. "I will not stand for this talking anymore. I'm going to make you an offer. If you don't want to sit here, then leave, but if you stay then you need to be quiet."

Census Report: Anti-Semites a “Dying Breed” in the Halls of Frisch

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MASHGIACH—The 2012-2013 Middle States Frisch Census has reported a historically low number of Anti-Semites among the student body. 

Putting the Real Back In RealSchool

As many of you already know, one of the fastest growing clubs in Frisch over the last year has been RealSchool. What many do not know is that because of the rate at which it has grown, RealSchool is no longer what it used to be. Right now it is somewhere between fake and real. It might be more aptly called UnrealSchool.

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wives, Hide Your Teachers' Social Lives

     In preparation for parent-teacher conferences, teachers have changed their names on Facebook accounts to prevent parents from identifying them and viewing what goes on in their social life.